What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill