What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?