What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless