Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)