Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?

Because they're headcases.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy