Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me