Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!