What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me