What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.