What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.