What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!