How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.