How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.