How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.