How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Homeless Jokes More Homeless Jokes

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.