How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.