Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets