What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.