What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs ...

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What do you call it when you lobotomize a bunch of terrorists?

Simplifiying Radicals. (MATH joke)

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)