Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!