Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.