What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk