What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk