Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk