Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why don't Muslims have dirty minds?

Because they're so easily brainwashed.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it