Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!