Cologne Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish?

Testosteroni.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What's another word for Italian cologne?

Garlic

Apply Jokes More Apply Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin