Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

Profit Jokes More Profit Jokes

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit