Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.