Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.