Elon Musk Jokes

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Quality Jokes More Quality Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !