Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.