Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.