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Its musk
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
An elf driving car
Elon Musk
One that smells like a snow man.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
because a brazillian things could go wrong
At least a brazillion dollars...
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
Elon's musk
Edison.
They're both under DC.
Because he didn't like DC...
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
I think I could use a Han here.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
