Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white