Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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I'd hit it

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What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman?

He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Edison Jokes More Edison Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.