Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher