Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

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Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.