Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.