Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What type of music do astronauts love?

Neptunes!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

Why do you never see black people on cruises?

They're not falling for that one again!!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.