Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Aquaman Jokes More Aquaman Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.