Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table