Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.