Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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dammit

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Dead people had lives.

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Because people are dying to get in!

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'Can I join you?'

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They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water