Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Dammit Jokes More Dammit Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"