Aquaman Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Who's Aquaman?

Me: EXACTLY!

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Join the Hare Force.

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'Can I join you?'

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why do some people call it a "tuna-fish" sandwich?

It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

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Why are you naked?

dammit

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...