Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.