Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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Where do people with one leg work at?

and what are the employees names?

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"