Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!