Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.