Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.