Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!