How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.