How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What group would an obese racist join?

The cake-cake-cake.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What do you do to get rid of an obese demon?

You exorcise him.

How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.