What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.