What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill