What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?