What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

What do you call a obese fortune teller?

A fortune teller, you FPHer!!!

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.