What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.