In little knotsies....
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A palindromedary.
You hang around. I'll go on a head.
Tie food
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
With two knotzies.
By tying a knot on its tail.
Sink-o de Mayo"
TIE tanium
How high you tie it on a tree.
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A raft
A community centre
You go on ahead, I'll hang around.
with ducktape!!
Uh, like, can you knot?
The Tie of the Igor.
It drives me nuts.
Tie his hands behind his back
The leisure centre.
Pretzalcoatl
The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.
Replace the laces with earphones.
Tie his hands together
The arts student gets a mark for it.
His hands were tied.
Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Tie up their hands.
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
With an astroknot.
It's a tie.
A surrender monkey
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Tie Dyeabetes
Because it was Far Out!
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Muay Thai
In the *pew*.
A boo-tie.
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what
Tie their hands behind their back.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
They we're tied!
A: Root position cords.
Tie Astro-knots.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
I think I'll just hang around.
A tie.
They use astro knots.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Role tied.
An astronaut.
Because he wanted to look mptnt
A: They were all tied up.
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."
Pig's tie !
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
It ended in a tie.
A retail store.
Because they never listen.
A: Half a centipede.
A walk.
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
is unwise, apparently.
My erection.
Half a cat
Russel.
Morning wood.
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
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