What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.