What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call someone who dyes thier hair red?

Trans-ginger.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."