What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."