What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

Yarn Jokes More Yarn Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.