Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Charlie Jokes More Charlie Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum