Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.