Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Charlie Jokes More Charlie Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Who's there A blond Blond who I'm just blond, does this seem like a joke?

No, you're the joke :3

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !