Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

Island Jokes More Island Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Charlie Jokes More Charlie Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here