Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

How do you get thrown out of a concentration camp?

Bad for moral Cutting in line Organizing hunger strikes