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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What is Bin Laden's Favorite Football Team?

New York Jets

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!