Fruit of the Womb
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Sketchers
Uni-ball
Jeep Jeep
Bissell
Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Grey Moose
Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...
A Dell
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Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".
Reebok bok bok
here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
It doesn't need cleaning.
Organized crime.
Organized crime!
He stares at shoes while he talks to you.
So he could look at others' faces.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
Doublet or nothing.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Poverty.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
New York Jets
They're both hide and seek champions!