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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Uncle Ben Jokes More Uncle Ben Jokes

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.