Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

Spiderman Jokes More Spiderman Jokes

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Organized Crime Jokes More Organized Crime Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.