Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice