Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Heinz Jokes More Heinz Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.