How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.