Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.