Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...