Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.