Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.