Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*