What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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I can smell your Kant.

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The Boston Celtics

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Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.