What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!