What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.