What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)