What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

Previous Random Joke Next

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.