What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.