What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.