Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face