Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees