Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

One baby stapled to ten trees

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face