Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What did one frog say to the other?

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face