Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
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Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Everywhere.
Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
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Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
He got hit by a bus!
To see how long he slept for.
I don't know either, I walked out early too.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Because why emcee, eh
Their last hit was the wall
The singer can have a hit
It's the only way they can own a soul.
He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.
