Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!