Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.