Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.