Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What does Jimmy have?

Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.