He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Jesus, take the wheel!
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Pretzalcoatl
The sun exists.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.