Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer