Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Neurologist Jokes More Neurologist Jokes

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !