Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!