Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!
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A Fraudian slip.
His finger was up his nose.
You run. You run so far away.
They were part of a stewicide pact.
A vegetable..
The mosquito.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Because he was out standing in his field.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Oh, gosh!
M'doula obligada.
They quit smoking.
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
He wanted to find Pluto !
