Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)