Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)