Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!