He turned a leaf and made an entry.
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They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
be careful with whom you chose
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
Their personality.
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
