Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)