Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.