Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.