Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.