Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.