Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.