Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.