Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry