Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!