Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.