What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river