What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river