What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

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What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.