What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Taylor Swift Jokes More Taylor Swift Jokes

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.