What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds