Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.