Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.