Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift