Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.