Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend