Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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sing* Hello from the other side!

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...