Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

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I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.