Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend