How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

Old Bulb Jokes More Old Bulb Jokes

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

Russian Leader Jokes More Russian Leader Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.