Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's