Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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They always get called for roughing.

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Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons