What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Country Song Jokes More Country Song Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...