When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
One bawls his wares out on the street...
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
