What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.