What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.