What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.