What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

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Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau