What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.